It’s current year — and though the contents of this article may age with time, the amount of people that cling on to old and painfully unfunny trends will never die. With this list, I attempt to pry society’s cold, dead grip from the most agonized words of the English language, and in that I plan to show them the only mercy I can permit for such failures of human speech: a swift death… but who am I kidding? Comedy is an acquired taste, and those in pursuit of it can only hope for its sweet flavors to once grace their searching tongues.
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